Sailor Puff Moon Girls?

Classified under: Anime, Powerpuff Girls

Do you want your mind slightly warped?

An interesting enough of a concept. Children are asked to interpret a scene from a Winnie the Pooh storyline and an artist is commisioned to create a work of art based on that interpretation. Me personally I like the watercolour on as well with the one below it with the giant arrow.

Classified under: pooh,

Which animated character does this dimunitive skeleton belong to?

Click the link to find out as well with skeletal forms of other animated characters including the Powerpuff Girls, Harvey characters, and even Flintstone characters. I particularly like the souless eye sockets of Blossom, Bubbles and Buttercup.

Classified under: animation,

Chopin to star in an RPG

It's not often that we show specifically a video game on MKZ. Perhaps once in a while we would show something related to video games such as music, celebs playing video games, fine arts and even figure skating. But if you feel that RPGs are a bit too DnD or medieval, and for you piano heads who have had to labour through many of Frédéric Chopin's piano works, then lo and behold Chopin himself is going to get a video game with him as the main character.

Here are some new images of Bandai Namco and Tri-crescendo's Xbox 360 original RPG Trusty Bell: Chopin's Dream. From the producer of Star Ocean 3 and Valkyrie Profile: Silmeria. The story take place in a dream world which centers around the piano composer Frederic Chopin, who died at the age of 39 due to sickness. Three hours prior to his death, Chopin entered a dream fairy-tale land, which inhabited by people with incurable diseases, who also have magical power.

In the dream world, Chopin meet a young girl named Polka, who lives in the Village of Tenuto. Polka also has a dying disease, her boyfriend Allegretto is searching for ways to convert Polka's magical power to help cure her disease.

Trusty Bell: Chopin's Dream will have a complex combo based battle system similar to Star Ocean 3, but this game also make use of musical elements.

And trust me when I say this game is going to be good and not just a novelty. Valkyrie Profile and Star Ocean are excellent series.

Classified under: Chopin,

Man awarded $400,000 for ten year erection

PROVIDENCE, R.I. - A former handyman has won more than $400,000 in a lawsuit over a penile implant that gave him a 10-year erection.

Charles "Chick" Lennon, 68, received the steel and plastic implant in 1996, about two years before Viagra went on the market. The Dura-II is designed to allow impotent men to position the penis upward for sex, then lower it.

But Lennon could not position his penis downward. He said he could no longer hug people, ride a bike, swim or wear bathing trunks because of the pain and embarrassment. He has become a recluse and is uncomfortable being around his grandchildren, his lawyer said.

I'm sure that this was settled in civil court, but still I can't help to worry if this was judged from a group of his peers, it would result in a hung jury. Then it would have to been dragged out in appeals.

Classified under: erection,

Women assaulted with dead dog.

A St. Peters woman answered her door early Wednesday morning and was hit over the head with a dead dog.

Lisa L. Hopfer, 33, of Wentzville, allegedly forced her way into the St. Peters woman's home and attacked the victim with a dead Chihuahua puppy.

Police reported Hopfer bought the puppy from the victim after the victim's Chihuahua had unexpectedly become pregnant by a neighbor's dog. The puppies were not full breed Chihuahuas.

The alleged victim met Hopfer through friends and sold one of the puppies to her, police reported.

"The assault is a simple assault, but the fact that she forced her way into the home makes the burglary a felony crime," said Dave Kuppler, spokesman for the St. Peters police department. "We didn't issue a summons to her, but we have arrested her. She will be held accountable for her actions."

Kuppler said Thursday charges were still pending.

Ramones Musical to hit London stages

Already had a run in Australia as it slowly moves itself westward. Perhaps a North American debut is needed?

Here's their official website

Classified under: Ramones,

Jon Stewart and gaming...

If you haven't seen it already, here it is again, him making fun of both congressmen and gamers alike.



Classified under: games,

What do you get when you mix Chess Checkers and High Tech warfare?

Quadradius is a pretty damn good online game, granted some of the power-ups are insanely power, it's fun and damn addictive.

Classified under: games, quadradius

Beer Battered Double Bacon Quarter Pounder Tutorial

Behold an artery clogging wonder of humanity.

Classified under: food, burger, McDonalds

National Gay Marriage Threat Level Raised to "Flamboyant"

WASHINGTON, DC -- The US Homeland Security Department raised the National Gay Marriage threat level from "fruity" to "flamboyant" today, in response to increased "gay chatter" intercepted by Intelligence agencies. Secretary Chertoff urged citizens to "be vigilant, and on the lookout for queers", but to keep their daily routines as normal as possible in order to keep the economy strong.

The color coded alert system is awesome.

Classified under: news, satire

Sex in Art

Today I stumbled across this sex and art blog, and I was blown away. If you're a fan of either sex or art... (and I'm willing to bet you're at least a fan of the former) then you're gonna have to check this out. I've been going through the archives. There are links to tons of amazing photographers, painters, and other such artists. A great way to spend an hour.
Classified under: art,erotica,sex,webjunk

Just don't head the ball please.

Classified under: urinal, soccer, football

Screech needs your help

Our most beloved school geek and buff celebrity boxing contender has hit dire straits. Buy his T-Shirt to save him from a life of poverty, even if it is a scam. He's a celebrity damnit, he deserves to be worshipped like one.

Classified under: Screech,Saved By the Bell

Power your cellphone with Nintendo Power

IMHO the SNES one would look slick as fuck.
Classified under: Nintendo, NES, NES Controller, cellphone, faceplate

Clearly Sega pre-empted 3 Fast 3 Furious.

Classified under: Fast and the Furious,

FEMA paid for sex changes and vacations.

Thanks FEMA!

WASHINGTON -- Houston divorce lawyer Mark Lipkin says he can't recall anyone paying for his services with a FEMA debit card, but congressional investigators say one of his clients did just that. The $1,000 payment was just one example cited in an audit that concluded that up to $1.4 billion -- perhaps as much as 16 percent of the billions of dollars in assistance expended after Hurricanes Katrina and Rita -- was spent for bogus reasons.

The Federal Emergency Management Agency also was hoodwinked to pay for season football tickets, a tropical vacation and a sex change operation, the audit found. Prison inmates, a supposed victim who used a New Orleans cemetery for a home address and a person who spent 70 days at a Hawaiian hotel all were able to get taxpayer help, according to evidence that gives a new black eye to the nation's disaster relief agency.

Click link for full story.

Classified under: FuckEMA,

If The Aristocrats offended your Full House Sensibilities...

This will just offend it a bit more.


Classified under: Bob Saget,

Damien isn't the only kid in black to be celebrated...

Classified under: EMO,

How to make some company for your own fleshlight...

I mean you have heard of the not safe for work product the Fleshlight before right? I mean sure you're seen it's ads while you peruse the Empornium website saying how'll the male customers would never want really pussy ever again.

Well for those who still purchase their porn with money I might as well explain it. It is basically the professional product that is no way inspired, but similiar to the popular prison staple The Fifi, with far less assembly required, higher grade materials and availble to the public.

However for those of you still unsatisfied with the lack of a warm or at least any body accompanying your fake vagina, the title link shall instruct you on how to make a female body out of some pillows, stolen panties (don't get caught!), and some random porn. Those who cannot read Japanese need not give a damn they can't read Japanese.

Classified under: fleshlight, sex, Masturbation